Leave it to our family to pick out the most antisocial of one of the most social breed of animals around, guinea pigs. Cocoa was a gift for my son's 12th birthday. After helping with the class guinea pig he really wanted one of his own. Unfortunately it seems Cocoa has other plans. She hides in her big purple house. She only makes her cute little piggy noises in the dark. She eats and drinks once we're all in bed. When trying to hold her she does flips over her big purple house, tips her food and runs faster then our silly clumsy human hands can catch her. She is queen piggy spaz. That is why I've decided to enact operation guinea!! I will de-spaz this pig, I will. Bring on the pig!